50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
Destroy the idea that ANYONE is entitled to the body, personal space, or time of another for any reason. Destroy the idea that children are too young to make decisions about their personal comfort. Destroy the idea that children have to kiss their family members. Stop teaching children that they are entitled to love anyone.